My mom got married this evening, which was pretty cool. And I looked hella cute. And got to play with my new niece, who is adorable!
Yeah but 5 minutes before the ceremony, I saw a beetle in the sanctuary and decided to pick it up and take it outside. Just about 5 seconds after I picked it up, I smelled a smelly smell that smelled very….smelly. Like diarrhea, but worse. And that was the moment that I realized that it was coming from my hands. Everyone in about a 5 foot radius could smell what was coming from my hands. Then the beetle pinched me and I threw it out of the sanctuary. I went to go wash my hands, only to find out that soap and warm water don’t wash that scent out at all. So I sprayed a ton of perfume on my hands, and that at least covered the smell through the ceremony. But it’s been almost 5 hours, and my hands still smell like shit.